Award winning dystopian author’s guest post on what our favorite characters want for Mother’s Day is so on point because let’s be honest…we want these things, too.
Read moreTop 10 Reasons Writers Aren't Writing
“Oh, so you just…write all day? That’s it? You just…write?” —the Janets of the world
I wish, Janet. I wish. —All of the author moms. All of them.
Here are the top 10 reasons why writers aren’t writing. Other reasons are: writer’s block. Making a sandwich. Silent crying in the shower. Chasing leprechauns.
Read moreThe Elephant Doctor
We’d heard he was a good doctor, but we hadn’t heard he was such a good looking doctor. The door to my immediate left opens, and in walks God’s gift to women.
Read moreTop Secret Sex Tips from Southern Women
After too much pinot grigio during an interview for Miss Givings magazine, four southern women get dirty and reveal their best-ever sex tips. It gets weird.
Read moreReasons Millennials are Getting Divorced
With this ring, I thee un-wed. Millennials are getting divorced for the weirdest reasons according to Baby Boomers who can't judge this generation enough.
Read more‘Twas the Noche before Feliz Navidad: An Elf on the Shelf Adventure
Mexican Elf José and Caucasian Elf Paulie come to an understanding in this culturally insensitive Elf on the Shelf-inspired retelling of ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas.
Read moreAnti-Boner Aerosol is the Best Stocking Stuffer of 2017
Bone-No-No is the gift that keeps on giving allowing you to skip the sex and go straight to Netflix & chill with a bottle of chardonnay. **pets cat, sips wine**
Read moreTarget Pilots Child Care Corral & Wine Bar
Results are favorable for Target’s latest bid to boost sales. Wal-Mart and Amazon are reportedly “jealous as hell”.
Read morePillow Case Murder Ends with Acquittal
Jurors agree the real crime was using a $1,000 pillow to smother her husband with, but she wasn’t on trial for that, “so we acquitted her,” said Juror #1.
Read moreA Sneak Peak at HGTV Tiny House: Thanksgiving Edition
HGTV catches up with Dallas and Emily for a Tiny House, Big Living Thanksgiving episode special. The couple gives thanks and takes the next step in their lives.
Read morePeople, Not Alcohol, Ruin Holidays
Recent study shows people do not need alcohol to ruin holidays for one another. Wine industry chinks glasses in celebration; liquor industry also in high spirits.
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